{"id":220,"date":"2015-04-01T20:38:38","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T20:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/?p=220"},"modified":"2015-04-01T20:38:39","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T20:38:39","slug":"stone-telling-12-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/?p=220","title":{"rendered":"Stone Telling 12: JOKE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s April 1st and, for the first time in the history of Stone Telling, <a href=\"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/issue12-apr2015\/\">we&#8217;ve published a JOKE issue<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Just so you know,<br \/>\nwe thought about it long and slow,<br \/>\nand decided, without further ado,<br \/>\nthat, going forward, ST only rhymed poetry will do. <\/p>\n<p>To that end, we&#8217;ve published our first rhymed offering,<br \/>\nan issue so full of awesome<br \/>\nit&#8217;s somewhat troublesome. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, it all could be a ploy<br \/>\nto bring you more hippopotamoi. <\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Yes, artistic B&#038;W pictures of a plush Mippopotamus accompany every poem! \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>As promised, this is our mermaidiest issue to date! <\/p>\n<p>Special thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/stonetelling\">Stone Telling patrons<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/stonebirdpress\/an-alphabet-of-embers\/posts\/1097372\">An Alphabet of Embers backers<\/a> for making this silliness possible. Please consider supporting us on Patreon \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s April 1st and, for the first time in the history of Stone Telling, we&#8217;ve published a JOKE issue: Just so you know, we thought about it long and slow, and decided, without further ado, that, going forward, ST only &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/?p=220\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stone-telling-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":221,"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions\/221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stonetelling.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}